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captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

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calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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miaowzaki:

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m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

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lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

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